Wordless Wednesday - Splash Down

What happens when Top Ender takes the camera into the paddling pool?

Yup, it got dropped in that...

Top Enders loves and lovers

Top Ender and I have been talking about her Invisible Husband.

"We are going to get a divorce when I am a teenager, so if I want to get married to a real man, then I won't have an invisible husband to worry about" she stated
"That is a sensible idea" I said
"Of course if my real husband goes away, my invisible husband will come round"
"Will your real husband know about your invisible husband?" I queried
"Yes, he will be called my ex-husband-who-sometimes-stays-over"

I can't wait for her "real" wedding.

Top Ender Giggles - Tell it like it is, why don't you!

"Why is Fathers Day about spending time with your children and Mothers Day about relaxing without them?" I mused on Fathers Day
"Because Dad's like spending time with thier children, unlike you Mummy." answered a straight faced Top Ender

Top Ender Giggles - The most obvious is the answer

Top Enders Granny is a diabetic and will openly inject her insulin or take her blood sugar in front of the Grandchildren so that they are aware of what happens.

Today Cousin wanted to have her blood sugar checked which caused Top Ender to want to have a go too. Top Enders levels came back a little high.

"Mummy, Granny did my blood!" she enthused
"Wow, Top Ender! Shall I tell you something silly?" I asked
"What?"
"When ever Granny does it to me I faint!"
"Oh" she sounded very disappointed
"I will have to take you to the Doctors about this though, okay?" I said
"But my finger doesn't hurt now!" she exclaimed
"No, it is just we need to make sure that you aren't the same as Granny"
"What? Old?"

Top Ender Giggles - Packing a suitcase

Top Ender packed her bag to stay at Granny's. I saw her trying to do the bag up before I got into the room, so I asked her to unpack it.

For a one night stay she had pack four dresses, eight pairs of socks, a bell and a hair bobble.

"Top Ender?" I questioned
"Yes Mummy?" she said with only a slight hesitation
"Are you sure this is what you want to take?"
"Yes Mummy!"
"Top Ender, how many nights are you staying?"
"One.." she stuttered
"Four dresses and no Pajamas?"
"Oh! Will you help me then?"

Top Ender Giggles - New advertising campaign is it?

"Mummy can you get Daddy some Head, Shoulders Knees and Toes?" enquired Top Ender
"Pardon Top Ender?" I answered
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes, like in the advert! For fuller body!" she furthered
"Top Ender do you mean Head and Shoulders?!" I asked
"Yes, that's it!"
"No, Top Ender. Just No."

Top Ender Giggles - Does it also have TTDE?

Top Ender and Daddy were talking in the car, about the cars we had had in the past and how come the current car is the best out of all of them.

"Well this car has an electronic display and a CD player and get your feet off there Top Ender and air conditioning"said Daddy
"I didn't know it had that! Where is it?" asked Top Ender
"What?" said Daddy
"Get your feet off there... where's that then?"
"Sarcasm doesn't suit you Top Ender!"