Daddy Giggles - Why wasn't he using the Zebra crossing though?

Summising that a demised hedgehog on the road was worth a witty pun, Dad prepared to amuse Top Ender.

"Hey, Top Ender, what do you call a dead hedgehog?" he asked.

Replying without a moments hesitation, top ender replies "Deadgehog".

Cue silence from Dad, suitably unamused that his pun was clearly more obvious than he thought...