Top Ender Giggles - Its a compliment, honest!

"Mummy, when I am older I am going to be ruler of the world and hold contests for seeing who the most beautiful person is... and you will win." said Top Ender
"Ahh! Thank you Top Ender" I said feeling all smug
"I'm going to make it so that only ugly people are in the competition" clarified Top Ender

And thats the reason why there is this embarassing photo of Top Ender's accompanying this post.