Top Ender Giggles - In the sofa?

"Why are you jumping up and down Mummy?" asked Top Ender
"Because I lost 5lb!" I answered
"Is it down the back of the sofa?"

Top Ender Giggles - Rub it in why don't you!

"Mum!" called Top Ender
"Yes Top Ender?"
"Me and Dad made you in The Sims.... and you are skinny!"
"Thanks Top Ender"