Top Ender Giggles - Luckiest in the whole wide world

"If you had a Baby in your tummy, I would stroke you like this" said Top Ender whilst we were cuddled up on the sofa and Baby Boy was having some Boob.
"Like you did when Baby Boy was in my Tummy?" I asked
"Yes, just like that" said Top Ender "Do you know what Baby Boy?" asked Top Ender

Baby Boy sat up and looked at his sister giving her a milky grin

"You are the luckiest Boy in the whole wide world to have me as your Sister!" she cooed.
"Is that right?" I asked
"Yes! And I am the Luckiest Girl in the whole wide world to have him as my Brother!" she added
"Well I guess that it's true then" I said
"And we are both the Luckiest in the whole wide world to have you and Daddy as our Mummy and Daddy" she grinned
"Not as lucky as we are to have you two. Not as lucky as we are at all." I whispered whilst kissing them

Top Ender Giggles - Unrequited Love

The other night as Top Ender was coming out of school she stopped for a second and spoke to Mrs Wise Owl. I was too far away to hear what was being said, and we already know that I can't lip read so when Top Ender made it to me I asked her what she had asked.

"Oh I was just asking her to have a word with Lothario" (not his real name!)
"Why's that then?" I asked
"Well he wants me to be his Girlfriend and keeps trying to kiss me" she stated
"He what?!" I said trying to remember to breathe
"He wants me to be his Girlfriend and keeps trying to kiss me!" she repeated
"And you don't want to be his Girlfriend or kiss him?" I asked silently praying the answer would be No
"No, so I asked Mrs Wise Owl to tell him to stop it"

The next day I asked Top Ender if everything had been sorted with Lothario at school.

"Yes" she said
"Did Mrs Wise Owl have a word with him?" I asked
"Yes, but it didn't matter as he doesn't want me to be his Girlfriend anymore"
"That's good then" I said
"I told him that I was just too young for a boyfriend and that we should just be friends" she stated

Phew dodged that bullet then!