Wednesday, 10 June 2009

Wordless Wednesday - Where do eggs come from?

Top Ender spotted this. "I thought eggs came out of a chicken's bum?"

Sign on a Chicken House, saying Grow your own Eggs

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

Daddy Giggles - Why wasn't he using the Zebra crossing though?

Summising that a demised hedgehog on the road was worth a witty pun, Dad prepared to amuse Top Ender.

"Hey, Top Ender, what do you call a dead hedgehog?" he asked.

Replying without a moments hesitation, top ender replies "Deadgehog".

Cue silence from Dad, suitably unamused that his pun was clearly more obvious than he thought...

Monday, 8 June 2009

Top Ender Giggles - How about a week next Tuesday?

"Is today the day you said that I might stay at Grannys?" asked Top Ender
"No." I answered
"Thank goodness, I just have so much to do this weekend!" replied Top Ender

Saturday, 6 June 2009

Top Ender Giggles - Its called a waiting room so that we can wait!

"Top Ender?" called the Eye Doctor lady
"That's us." answered Daddy
"That was quick" I muttered
"ME? Can't you call someone else? I haven't even got a chance to play with the toys yet!" declared Top Ender

Friday, 5 June 2009

Top Ender Giggles - All I want in life

"What film are we watching this week Mummy?" asked Top Ender
"High School Musical 2, is the one showing on Disney Channel" I answered
"High School Musical 2? Wow! If we had pasta for tea, I could die happy!" said Top Ender


Lets hope it doesn't come to that shall we

Tuesday, 2 June 2009

Top Ender Giggles - Well you said you would move Heaven and Earth for me

"Mummy? Are you friends with Little Blonde Girl's Mummy?" Asked Top Ender
"Yes, Top Ender, I guess that we are"
"Could you ask her to move Little Blonde Girl's birthday party?"
"Why Top Ender?"
"Because the Carnival is this weekend and I would like to go to that and less people will go to Little Blonde Girl's birthday so it would be easier to move that."
"It doesn't really work like that Top Ender!"
"Oh. I thought it did"

Monday, 1 June 2009

Baby Boy loves Top Ender

Top Ender was picking up some pieces of sausage that Baby Boy had dropped on the floor when Baby Boy came up behind her to see what was going on.

"Giving me a love-ahh are you?" asked Top Ender and Baby Boy launched himself at her back
"Bub bub love bub bub!" said Baby Boy
"Well, now is really not a good time!" she explained whilst extracting herself from his grasp
"Buleb mwah brrmm!" muttered baby boy as he walked away