Baby Boy had insisted that Daddy sit down on the child sized bench at the toy piano and play for him. Baby Boy had then picked up some spoons in order to play the air drums as Daddy launched into singing Rocket Man in his best Elton John impression to date (he also does a pretty good Barry from the Bee Gees impression, a very good Yellow Wiggle and once a very good impression of Otis the Aardvark. His impression of Hagrid isn't that good however!).
Top Ender was sitting on the sofa and suddenly jumped up and rushed to the bathroom squealing as she went;
"I have a little bit of sick in my mouth!"
"I didn't think I was that bad!" sassed Daddy
Top Ender was completely unharmed in the making of this Blog Post and the subtitle is a line from Rocket Man!
Thursday, 11 February 2010
Wednesday, 10 February 2010
Wordless Wednesday - Top Ender seduced by Valentines Day cakes
(Top Ender was seduced by the plastic glittery bling on the top of the cakes. She also thought they tasted good too!)
Tuesday, 9 February 2010
Fireman Sam saved my life... well sort of.
I never knew that watching Kids TV Programmes would be so beneficial. I mean I knew that my kids learnt from them, but I didn't realise other than the five minutes of peace that it gives me that *I* would learn from them.
It all started last week when Baby Boy and I decided to give the new Fireman Sam a try. We had seen a fire engine earlier that morning and spent the rest of the morning nee nawing around the living room. Anyway the episode was about how air feeds fires and the annoying kid Norman somehow managed to learn this at the Fireman training session.
Fast forward to Sunday and the idea that instead of any other form of potatoes we have deep fried chips with our oven baked Salmon and vegetables. Daddy, Baby Boy and Top Ender were all in the living room whilst I was serving up in the Kitchen. It was just time for the first lot of chips to be taken from the fryer and as I lifted the basket out my eye was caught by a pretty orange colour under the oil.
At first I thought that it must of been a chip that had been lost through the holes in the basket, when I suddenly realised that chips in bubbling oil don't turn bright orange. At this moment time slowed down. I remember calling out "Chip Pan Fire" in a matter of fact manner and Daddy appearing at the Kitchen gate.
It was at this point that I remembered the Fireman Sam episode so I knocked the lid of the chip fryer shut as I reached round to unplug it from the socket and wonder why the plastic dial at the front was glowing so orange. Surely if the oil was on fire then it would be contained in the metal pan?
The whole chip pan was on fire!
Having shut the lid however, there wasn't any air for the fire to feed on and it soon put itself out. A look this morning shows that the bottom of the metal liner has a small hole, which was the start of the fire I think. We really were lucky to have not had any damage to the kitchen, (or me!) and I think that it was all thanks to Fireman Sam and the annoying kid Neville.
And just because I haven't been able to stop singing this since Sunday here is a YouTube video of the old Fireman Sam theme tune (you know where he seems like a pyromaniac as "He's always on the scene!")
It all started last week when Baby Boy and I decided to give the new Fireman Sam a try. We had seen a fire engine earlier that morning and spent the rest of the morning nee nawing around the living room. Anyway the episode was about how air feeds fires and the annoying kid Norman somehow managed to learn this at the Fireman training session.
Fast forward to Sunday and the idea that instead of any other form of potatoes we have deep fried chips with our oven baked Salmon and vegetables. Daddy, Baby Boy and Top Ender were all in the living room whilst I was serving up in the Kitchen. It was just time for the first lot of chips to be taken from the fryer and as I lifted the basket out my eye was caught by a pretty orange colour under the oil.
At first I thought that it must of been a chip that had been lost through the holes in the basket, when I suddenly realised that chips in bubbling oil don't turn bright orange. At this moment time slowed down. I remember calling out "Chip Pan Fire" in a matter of fact manner and Daddy appearing at the Kitchen gate.
It was at this point that I remembered the Fireman Sam episode so I knocked the lid of the chip fryer shut as I reached round to unplug it from the socket and wonder why the plastic dial at the front was glowing so orange. Surely if the oil was on fire then it would be contained in the metal pan?
The whole chip pan was on fire!
Having shut the lid however, there wasn't any air for the fire to feed on and it soon put itself out. A look this morning shows that the bottom of the metal liner has a small hole, which was the start of the fire I think. We really were lucky to have not had any damage to the kitchen, (or me!) and I think that it was all thanks to Fireman Sam and the annoying kid Neville.
And just because I haven't been able to stop singing this since Sunday here is a YouTube video of the old Fireman Sam theme tune (you know where he seems like a pyromaniac as "He's always on the scene!")
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Monday, 8 February 2010
Top Ender Giggles - Ultimate in bad service
Going past this sign (yes I did make Daddy drive that way the next day so I could take a photo!) Top Ender was practising her reading skills and stated that the new McDonalds in the area wasn't very good.
"Whys that Top Ender?" we asked
"They only serve two meals every 24 hours" explained Top Ender
Saturday, 6 February 2010
A Mothers Ramblings take on the Shiny Happy People Meme!
I have been tagged in the Shiny Happy People Meme by New Mummy over at New Mummy Tips and I was actually very pleased that I got this one as I had been waiting for it!
So this is the Shiny Happy People Meme and the rules are;
1. Name a song that makes you happy - a song you would listen to if you needed a sudden injection of happiness. And
2. Post an image that makes you smile. It can be anything - a silly photo, an image taken from the Internet, It just has to make you smile.
So here is my song. Yup Ghostbusters. I stick by my choice!!!!
And here is my image. Okay so there are two here, but I couldn't decide!
These were the first two pictures that were taken of me Top Ender and Baby Boy. I just love how in the first picture I am looking at the camera and Top Ender is looking lovingly at Baby Boy and in the second photo Top Ender is looking at the camera and I am looking lovingly at Top Ender and Baby Boy.
And now I tag;
Bare Naked Mummy
Kathryn at Crystal Jigsaw
So this is the Shiny Happy People Meme and the rules are;
1. Name a song that makes you happy - a song you would listen to if you needed a sudden injection of happiness. And
2. Post an image that makes you smile. It can be anything - a silly photo, an image taken from the Internet, It just has to make you smile.
So here is my song. Yup Ghostbusters. I stick by my choice!!!!
And here is my image. Okay so there are two here, but I couldn't decide!
These were the first two pictures that were taken of me Top Ender and Baby Boy. I just love how in the first picture I am looking at the camera and Top Ender is looking lovingly at Baby Boy and in the second photo Top Ender is looking at the camera and I am looking lovingly at Top Ender and Baby Boy.
And now I tag;
Bare Naked Mummy
Kathryn at Crystal Jigsaw
Wednesday, 3 February 2010
Tuesday, 2 February 2010
Top Ender Giggles - At least it wasn't in Tescos
I need to have a word with Mrs Wise Owl.
Top Ender was playing with Daisy and Daniel (her rabbits) and had just put them to bed.
She then announced that they had been having sex and they had filmed it on their mobile phones for them.
A quick discussion about what sex actually was (in broad terms) and she told Daddy and I that it was okay because her Rabbits look the same naked and so it was just like having sex with a mirror.
It was at this point Daddy nearly wet himself laughing and had to duck out of sight.
As I was saying I think I might need to have a word with Mrs Wise Owl.
Top Ender was playing with Daisy and Daniel (her rabbits) and had just put them to bed.
She then announced that they had been having sex and they had filmed it on their mobile phones for them.
A quick discussion about what sex actually was (in broad terms) and she told Daddy and I that it was okay because her Rabbits look the same naked and so it was just like having sex with a mirror.
It was at this point Daddy nearly wet himself laughing and had to duck out of sight.
As I was saying I think I might need to have a word with Mrs Wise Owl.
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